Ron Paul to star in latest independant Harry Potter movie!

Wetburp, TX - Republican Presidential hopeful, Ron Paul, has looked past a failed campaign and toward a totally new career as an independent producer and leading man in a major motion picture.

Having almost $50 million dollars in un-spent campaign monies, the 10 term Congressman has invested it in a motion picture starring himself as the new Hogwart Headmaster Phinias Lipshitz. Filmed entirely in Dingleberry, TX, the location will add a new twist to a successful series of Harry Potter films.

As Ron Paul put it, "I'll get my message out to the youngsters. Besides, I've always wanted to wear a pointed hat and have a long white beard!"

In the movie, 'Harry Potter and the Fight to save the Hogwarts from the Evil NAFTA!' Harry Potter and Phinias Lipshitz fight the dreaded North American Union, NAFTA, The ultra-secret Star Chamber-like Council for Foreign Relations and other dragons that appear from nowhere and are of little consequence.

CAUTION MA-17

Rated 3 Stars of out of 10. Strong language, violence , and scenes of pure adult stupidity.


Grand Wizard Phineas Lipshitz (Ron Paul) arrives at Hogwarts