Los Angeles, CA - Convicted serial killer and infamous 'Manson Family' leader, Charles Manson, held a rare jail cell interview with Sir Charles Putnam-Roach for BBC television.
The interview was in response to reports that Manson has devoted his entire free time to promoting Harry Potter books to other inmates and to those who are equally crazy enough to believe him.
"Hey man! The dude is cool. I'm hip to his 'secret' message that's calling the world to revolution. It's a metaphor man, just a metaphor. Yeah, just dig it!"
Manson also showed Sir Charles a copy of a letter he wrote to JK Rowling asking her to write his character into the next book.
"I want to have sex in the story with that cute little thing. What's her name? Oh yeah, Hermione Granger. I have a crappy time with that name. Why didn't she just call her Squeaky or some other easy name." Added Manson.
Manson found out about Rowling's support for 'learners' in prison. Author JK Rowling gave prisoners learning to read a "real boost" when she visited them in jail. In fact, the millionaire author presented awards to inmates at Edinburgh Prison.
Rowling, whose Harry Potter books have brought her millions of fans worldwide, was invited to carry out the honors by the Shannon Trust. The London-based charity helps prisoners learn to read.
David Hogg of the Trust said, "Prison can be a lonely place for learners like Charlie. So knowing there are famous authors like JK Rowling supporting them makes a huge difference."
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
Ron Paul to star in latest independant Harry Potter movie!
Wetburp, TX - Republican Presidential hopeful, Ron Paul, has looked past a failed campaign and toward a totally new career as an independent producer and leading man in a major motion picture.
Having almost $50 million dollars in un-spent campaign monies, the 10 term Congressman has invested it in a motion picture starring himself as the new Hogwart Headmaster Phinias Lipshitz. Filmed entirely in Dingleberry, TX, the location will add a new twist to a successful series of Harry Potter films.
As Ron Paul put it, "I'll get my message out to the youngsters. Besides, I've always wanted to wear a pointed hat and have a long white beard!"
In the movie, 'Harry Potter and the Fight to save the Hogwarts from the Evil NAFTA!' Harry Potter and Phinias Lipshitz fight the dreaded North American Union, NAFTA, The ultra-secret Star Chamber-like Council for Foreign Relations and other dragons that appear from nowhere and are of little consequence.
CAUTION MA-17
Rated 3 Stars of out of 10. Strong language, violence , and scenes of pure adult stupidity.
Grand Wizard Phineas Lipshitz (Ron Paul) arrives at Hogwarts
Having almost $50 million dollars in un-spent campaign monies, the 10 term Congressman has invested it in a motion picture starring himself as the new Hogwart Headmaster Phinias Lipshitz. Filmed entirely in Dingleberry, TX, the location will add a new twist to a successful series of Harry Potter films.
As Ron Paul put it, "I'll get my message out to the youngsters. Besides, I've always wanted to wear a pointed hat and have a long white beard!"
In the movie, 'Harry Potter and the Fight to save the Hogwarts from the Evil NAFTA!' Harry Potter and Phinias Lipshitz fight the dreaded North American Union, NAFTA, The ultra-secret Star Chamber-like Council for Foreign Relations and other dragons that appear from nowhere and are of little consequence.
CAUTION MA-17
Rated 3 Stars of out of 10. Strong language, violence , and scenes of pure adult stupidity.
Grand Wizard Phineas Lipshitz (Ron Paul) arrives at Hogwarts
JK Rowlings to release a brand new Harry Potter book this week!
London, UK - Respected and highly successful author, JK Rowling, announced today through her publisher, that she will be adding one more Harry Potter book to her successful series.
"Harry Potter meets Abbott and Costello," is the new title claims Robecca Stanton-Harrys a spokesperson for Amazon Books.
Harry's new adventures will have him chasing a mystery, a new love, and gruesome murder that takes place in Brooklyn, New York.
'HARRY POTTER MEETS ABOTT AND COSTELLO'
The mystery deepens when Harry arrives at the 3rd floor apartment of Lou Costello and finds landlord, Sidney Fields, dead on the floor. Mike the Cop shows up to take a statement and notices Harry's eyes checking out the upstairs hottie, Hillary Brooke. All fingers point to Harry, but a hidden clue left by fruit seller, Mr. Botchagalupe, leads to the real culprit!
"I thought it a perfect match-up and it will conform perfectly to past books where greedy authors sucked the last dimes from their readers by writing cheesy sequels," quipped Howard Morton, noted book reviewer for DragonFire Press.
Publishing experts feel the release will stimulate enough sales that the current economic slowdown will vanish with-in 2 weeks! It is estimated that the author Rowlings will gross in the neighborhood of $ 16 Billion US dollars.
Harry Potter wannabees line up to give away their milk money for a new Potter book!
"Harry Potter meets Abbott and Costello," is the new title claims Robecca Stanton-Harrys a spokesperson for Amazon Books.
Harry's new adventures will have him chasing a mystery, a new love, and gruesome murder that takes place in Brooklyn, New York.
'HARRY POTTER MEETS ABOTT AND COSTELLO'
The mystery deepens when Harry arrives at the 3rd floor apartment of Lou Costello and finds landlord, Sidney Fields, dead on the floor. Mike the Cop shows up to take a statement and notices Harry's eyes checking out the upstairs hottie, Hillary Brooke. All fingers point to Harry, but a hidden clue left by fruit seller, Mr. Botchagalupe, leads to the real culprit!
"I thought it a perfect match-up and it will conform perfectly to past books where greedy authors sucked the last dimes from their readers by writing cheesy sequels," quipped Howard Morton, noted book reviewer for DragonFire Press.
Publishing experts feel the release will stimulate enough sales that the current economic slowdown will vanish with-in 2 weeks! It is estimated that the author Rowlings will gross in the neighborhood of $ 16 Billion US dollars.
Harry Potter wannabees line up to give away their milk money for a new Potter book!
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