JK Rowlings to release a brand new Harry Potter book this week!

London, UK - Respected and highly successful author, JK Rowling, announced today through her publisher, that she will be adding one more Harry Potter book to her successful series.

"Harry Potter meets Abbott and Costello," is the new title claims Robecca Stanton-Harrys a spokesperson for Amazon Books.

Harry's new adventures will have him chasing a mystery, a new love, and gruesome murder that takes place in Brooklyn, New York.

'HARRY POTTER MEETS ABOTT AND COSTELLO'

The mystery deepens when Harry arrives at the 3rd floor apartment of Lou Costello and finds landlord, Sidney Fields, dead on the floor. Mike the Cop shows up to take a statement and notices Harry's eyes checking out the upstairs hottie, Hillary Brooke. All fingers point to Harry, but a hidden clue left by fruit seller, Mr. Botchagalupe, leads to the real culprit!

"I thought it a perfect match-up and it will conform perfectly to past books where greedy authors sucked the last dimes from their readers by writing cheesy sequels," quipped Howard Morton, noted book reviewer for DragonFire Press.

Publishing experts feel the release will stimulate enough sales that the current economic slowdown will vanish with-in 2 weeks! It is estimated that the author Rowlings will gross in the neighborhood of $ 16 Billion US dollars.

Harry Potter wannabees line up to give away their milk money for a new Potter book!